Mackenzie Jones in Jeopardy

 

Mackenzie Jones in Jeopardy

Mackenzie Jones was a multi-time champion on Jeopardy. She was very cute and a bit nerdy. She was curvy with wavy dark brown hair and glasses. She made all sorts of silly faces and gestures at times on the show. She won the show many times. She was to appear in the tournament of champions. She was picked to advance quite far in the tournament. She had won so many times on the show that she was quite confident that she would at least get out of the first round, no matter how tough the competition may be. She made a bet that she would at least get past the first round of the tournament.

Well, for those who didn’t watch the tournament, in a shocker, Mackenzie did not get out of the first round. Everyone was really surprised, especially Mackenzie herself. At that point, she was not even thinking of the bet that she had made. As if losing wasn’t humiliating enough, now she was going to have to face the consequences for the bet that she had made. The bet was with some of the local guys from where she lived in Oklahoma. She agreed that if she lost, they would get to dump whatever they liked all over her. She did not think that losing would be a real danger, but it happened.

They had something special planned for her. They had set up some stocks out in a field especially for her. They then gathered all of her friends and co-workers in the surrounding community to witness what was about to happen. They texted her a picture message of the stocks and told her that this was what they had waiting for her. She could not believe her eyes when she saw the message.

It was even worse when she arrived on site. Everyone was already gathered round. There were quite a few buckets ready for her. The environment was a farm one, so there was some farm themed items that they were going to use upon her. As she arrived, everyone chanted at her. She blushed. She was quite shy. She was instantly lead to the pillory. She was assisted fixing her hair as she was locked into the stocks. She was mortified. “Mackenzie,” the lead person said,” We are so proud of you. You did so well. But, now we get to have a little fun at your expense.” She shrugged her shoulders. There was not much else that she could really do to resist.

They announced to everyone that the first item that they would be using was squishy manure. “Omg,” she squealed and giggled with laughter, but not delight. The crowd cheered the messing on. A large bucket of manure was lifted up over her body and head and then slowly dumped upon her. The manure was thick, squishy and soft. It was a bit similar to fertilizer in its texture. Mackenzie closed her eyes as the manure slowly fell from the bucket and landed on top of her head and then all over her body. Her smart jumper and trousers were instantly stained with the thick manure. Some of it fell down her shirt. A big glob fell on the ground. A young man picked it up and pushed it into her face, rubbing it around. It stuck all over her glasses and on her face.

Next, they produced a bucket of rotten eggs. Everyone laughed and made disgusted faces as they smelled the rancid eggs that lay in the bucket. Everyone then cheered as the eggs were tipped all over the former Jeopardy champion. They splashed everywhere when they landed. Her clothes and hair were soaked in foul smelling yellow rotten eggs.

Next they produced rotten vegetables from the farm. Many of the onlookers were given some. Mackenzie looked up and begged them not to do this to her. She laughed as they were told to fire at will. They began to pelt her with rotten vegetables. A lot of them were rotten tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce, but there was also more exotic vegetables such as eggplants and rotten pumpkin bits as well. She was hot with the barrage. Seeds and pulp explodes everywhere. Her clothes and hair were soaked. The throwers laughed as they nailed her. This was followed by a barrage of freshly baked pies including apple crumb and cherry pie. She squealed as the pies were tossed at her. They each exploded all over her one after another, covering her in crust and pie filling. Some dripped from her wavy hair and glasses.

Finally, they took an old trough of pig slop and tipped it all over her. She made a disgusted look as it dripped all over her. It was soft and squishy as well, as the manure had been. It poured all over her, sticking to her clothes and hair. It was filled with corn and things like bits of carrot and peas. It was the genuine article. It was thick and yellow and smelled revolting.

Mackenzie then had her picture taken for the local paper. There was a whole story about how the local Jeopardy champion got trashed down on the farm.